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Thursday Top Ten: You Won’t EvenThe Music a Chance If You See These Covers – Worst Hungarian Album Covers

In Hungary Today’s weekly series “Thursday Top Ten” our readers can learn about the most interesting things one can find about Hungary in connection with a given topic. This time, however, we couldn’t bring ourselves to stop at 10 with such an “interesting” topic. 

…Wait a minute… how do we mean top? This is more of an inverse rating this time around. Why? Because the following list contains the, most disgusting, nauseous, WORST EVER Hungarian CD, cassette, and other record covers in the history of Hungarian music.

 

László Komár: Golden Album

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Agent László Komár Golden Smith … can be there any time anywhere…. Right here he replicated himself 15 times to not to celebrate alone the Golden Album

 

János Koós: My Dad was a True Singer

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As you are my son János! Was your dad a drinker too? Let me guess; you are from the Alföld (Great plain) and had a cattle herd… Where are they from the cover? -In the sunset with a draw well-

 

Benedek Uhrin: Already in my Childhood the thought pained me.

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…the thought… we all gona’ die! I wonder if this album is a collection of burial songs?

 

Seller: The Lord of the Winds

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No no… not best (Seller), simply Seller. Lord of the Photoshop… and unicorn-pink contours.

 

Mc Papa and the Handa Banda: No limit

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True That, no limit to “go full retard”. Thug life is a piece of shit compared to you Mc Papa. You are the face!

 

Attila Pataky: World Hits By Pataky Style

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I’m not sure I want to know this style of Attila Pataky, the singer of the well-known Hungarian Rock Band, EDDA. and what the heck is this “dr. Love costume”?

 

 

Sonnie: Love Makes Me Fly

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Sonnie may be sit on a sinking pier and he just recognized the truth… no, love doesn’t make anybody fly. This is the reason, he may look so desperate and ready to cry as a baby on his mother’s shoulder.

 

Fantasy Dou: Favorite Songs 1. edition

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How you mean 1st edition?… is there a second one?

 

Pali Blázs: Hit to House Parties

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This cover my communicate hidden catholic contents. Three in the star as the Blessed Trinity. Pali Balázs is lights as a saint, not to mention his hand’s position… do you see the non-unrecognizable similarity…

 

Béla Csóré  2. Solo album: You will cry thou

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You will cry you said Béla Csóré? I cry now!

 

Diva: Lady Domina and the Alpha males

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There are no words, neither expression that contains words… no comment… give me a gun… I kill myself…

 

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photos: blikk.hu; magyarvagyok.hu; paprika.blog.hu; player.hu